I am a wannabe knitter. I have actually taken a few lessons and even tried to learn from a how-to book. There are a few simple stitches that I finally got the hang of well enough to knit a simple sleep sack for my infant son. I was really proud of it – but almost didn’t want to let him use it, since it represented so many long hours of determined knitting on my part and I was scared he’d poop on it and it would be ruined. All knitters, ...